me: i just caught my mom talking to herself
she was upstairs, the rest of us were downstairs
Melissa: what did she say?
me: "it doesn't even smell like turkey. it smells like ham"
not even in a whisper
in full-blown conversation tone
i yelled up, "MOM?! Who are you talking to?"
She said, "ohhhh... myself. is that weird? i guess it is..."
Melissa: haha! sandy!
me: just sittin' around, talking to herself about ham smells
Melissa: just another thursday!!
me: go for a goal: a double chin
Melissa: yes i'm gonna wear the baggy pants
me: oh hell yes
Melissa: imagine SMOKING before thanksgiving
me: HAHAHA
Melissa: that would end badly
me: my hippie aunt is here. I bet she's stoned
Melissa: why is melissa in a coma on the floor???
me: a little smokin', some serious food, a little Tekken 3, NAP
Melissa: give some to your grandma, she'll really open up
me: haha she doesn't need any weed, just a little vodka
which is bound to happen by 3pm
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