L: I'm congested. Listen! [forced loud hacking noise]
V: Did you take some benadryl?
L: Oh yea, I take that every day whether I feel sick or not.
V: Good idea. What about a breathe right strip? It would look great with your turtleneck.
L: I wear those at night! Actually, do you think we could make one of those for my cat, Rocky? His snoring keeps me up all night.

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