Hoff heads to Vegas

Ashley: The next girls trip -http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/story/david-hasselhoff-heads-to-vegas_1137531

Sent at 11:24 AM on Thursday

me: hahahah is that an april fools joke?

Ashley: i sure hope...

NOT

MFK, The Office-style

Melissa: Michael Scott, Daryl Philbin, Jim Halpert

Marry F Kill

an obvious one to start

4:03 PM and my only "research" was catching 2 episodes of the tuesday Office marathon

me: marry jim (duh), f michael, kill daryl Melissa: how about... Dwight, Kevin, Creed

me: marry creed hahahah

f dwight

kill kevin

Melissa: marry kevin, f dwight, kill creed

i clearly have no time for work, but i can talk about MFK Office characters

me: priorities

Candy-coated raindrops

Sent at 11:58 AM on Wednesday

Melissa: Do you ever dream of candy coated raindrops?

Triple doggy dare ya

Larry just walked over to me with his coffee mug in hand and a childish grin on his face.

L: I forgot to rinse out my mug last night. If you drink what's left, I'll give you $50.

Me: DONE.

L: No, I can't let you! You'll get sick!

Me: Larry, it's two sips of cold black coffee. It's fine.

L: What? Well, if it's not gross, bet is off.

Me: I lied, it's totally gross. Bet is ON. [I grab the mug and finish the coffee.]

L: Well done... well done... [He hands me his debit card and slowly walks away.]

Congrats Monique

Larry had a minor surgery this morning and just sent me the following e-mail, which legitimately made me laugh out loud:

Hey -- in recovery. All went well. Btw, had a fat black nurse named Monique. Congratulated her on her oscar.

Happy Birthday Chuck Norris!

me: important:

today is chuck norris's bday

Melissa: Wow

me: guess how old he is

just take a wild guess

Melissa: he is ageless

like a god

but if i had to guess? 60?

10:34 AM

me: Chuck norris is.... 70

Melissa: no SHIT

me: 70!!!!!!

10:35 AM Melissa: Good for him! he has a 6 pack

and glorious red thick hair

me: his hair is quite luxurious

Melissa: even his chest hairno wonder he is a legendme: his hair is bouncy tooi wonder what shampoo he uses

Melissa: probably something simple and effortless, like head and shoulders or suave

me: and u know he washes his body with irish spring

Melissa: oh for sure

or ... old spice gel

me: then roundhouse kicks criminals through the shower curtain

he's a bit of a cowboy

and for that, i salute him

Melissa: me too

10:37 AM all hail Chuck!

Postcards from yo momma

Check out the second line of my mom's e-mail below. Evidence that Momma Yeags may have been a toker back in the day??

From: Val

Sent: Monday, March 08, 2010 3:54 PM
To: Yeager, Sandra
Subject: Press trip

Guess who is going to St. Kitts next Friday for FOUR days?!?! This girl!

March 19 - 22, St. Kitts, Marriott

This trip's theme is "Get High in St. Kitts" and it will highlight

high-altitude adventure activities (i.e. volcano hike, ziplining, trip to UNESCO World Heritage site Brimstone Hill) on the island. Of course the trip will also focus on the St. Kitts Marriott, which is the island's largest luxury resort, and all it has to offer (i.e. great amenities, beautiful beaches, fine-dining), and we'll end the trip by working out the kinks at the resort's gorgeous Emerald Mist Spa.

From: Yeager, Sandra
Sent: Tuesday, March 08, 2010 2:24 PM
To: Val
Subject: Re: Press trip

Oh my gosh – It looks beautiful online... and in the 80s! I can’t believe you will be hiking a volcano!

The theme title is pretty funny…

Love,

Mom