me: important:
today is chuck norris's bday
Melissa: Wow
me: guess how old he is
just take a wild guess
Melissa: he is ageless
like a god
but if i had to guess? 60?
10:34 AM
me: Chuck norris is.... 70
Melissa: no SHIT
me: 70!!!!!!
10:35 AM Melissa: Good for him! he has a 6 pack
and glorious red thick hair
me: his hair is quite luxurious
Melissa: even his chest hairno wonder he is a legendme: his hair is bouncy tooi wonder what shampoo he uses
Melissa: probably something simple and effortless, like head and shoulders or suave
me: and u know he washes his body with irish spring
Melissa: oh for sure
or ... old spice gel
me: then roundhouse kicks criminals through the shower curtain
he's a bit of a cowboy
and for that, i salute him
Melissa: me too
10:37 AM all hail Chuck!
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