A collection of text messages from last night:
Mel: You sure you went to the right place??? hahah. Nekkid facial!
[2 hours later]
Me: Facial finished! All glowy, i.e. oiled up.
Mel: I should become an esthetician. But then I'd have to touch strangers.
Me: Fat, old, scaly strangers
Mel: Though they'd have their eyes closed, so I could still make eebie jeebie faces.
Me: And have any faux accent you want when explaining the health benefits of eukalyptus.
Mel: I'd probably use a booming Russian one. How about you?
Me: Dainty and asian
Mel: haha Daisian!
Me: Seeeeeeeeee! He don't have problem with haaaaaaaarddddd onnnnnnn. [Disclaimer: Every single one of you, all four of you that read this, have heard the story about Kirby at the rub 'n' tug in Pittsburgh, yes?]
Mel: Not so dainty, but that's definitely the #1 thing to say to clients--in any line of work.
Me: I'll remember that when I'm a 5th grade teacher.
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