One way to pretend every week is Shark Week

The return of Puss in Boots

The first sign of spring: Puss in Boots is back!!! Oh how I've missed her.

Someecard mania

Are you aware that you can now create your own cards on someecards?! Naturally, I set aside a few minutes this afternoon to bring some of these ideas to life. I am beyond excited about this.

Hoagie smellin' salsa

Melissa: jeff dropped all of the tortillas on the floor

we are eating them anyway goddamn it

me: OH i just got a PASSIONATE craving for mexican

thank god burritos with kimmy tomorrow

Melissa: yes thank god!

HAHA we love burritos

jeff has a salsa that makes me crazy - smells like a hoagie

i'm offended by it

me: hoagie salsa?

no thanks

Melissa: hahhaha

me: why eat something that tastes like a hoagie but without the best parts of a hoagie? MEAT AND MAYO

the rest of the stuff can go to hell

Melissa: HAHAHAHAHAHA

Well said

me: u tell Jeff i said that

Melissa: Please blog that as a news bulletinsee, its' science now, b/c its on the web

me: send him the link, and then smash the jar on the floor

"val told me to do that"

Melissa: "val wants u to know your hoagie smellin salsa can go to hell"

me: maybe ill post a pic of myself giving the camera a mean middle finger

"go to hell, hoagie salsa"

Melissa: i appreciate your support on this!

me: that's what friends are for: To rid each other's home's of offensive onion smells

Melissa: that sentence put me at ease

Just go with it

I'm wearing my hair in a high bun with bangs down and have on my glasses today. The look spurred this conversation:

Larry [silently staring at me from across the room]: Val! You look like a librarian with your hair like that and glasses on.

Me: [blank stare]

Larry: Well... I mean, kind of school marmish.

Me: [black stare]

Larry: I mean that as a good thing!

Me: Haha being called a 'school marm' is a good thing?

Larry: Just go with it.

Middle Eastern biotch

me: so whatcha cookin'?

3:31 PM Alice: Chicken tikka masala

I'm sure i'll accidently knock in some stale breadcrumbs and ruin the whole thing

me: haha is that what u made last time?! SO GOODAlice: maybe when I go to India I can score some dudes with my mad cooking skills

me: hahahah yessss

just carry around trays of homeemade tikka masala

Alice: and I'll start spitting out the seven words I know in Hindime: maybe a few spray tans for a middle eastern glow?

Alice: I'll just wear a burka and a face veil. Boom instant middle eastern biotch

MC Skat Kat

I've had SEVERAL conversations in the past few days about MC Skat Kat. Totally normal?