L: I forgot to rinse out my mug last night. If you drink what's left, I'll give you $50.
Me: DONE.
L: No, I can't let you! You'll get sick!
Me: Larry, it's two sips of cold black coffee. It's fine.
L: What? Well, if it's not gross, bet is off.
Me: I lied, it's totally gross. Bet is ON. [I grab the mug and finish the coffee.]
L: Well done... well done... [He hands me his debit card and slowly walks away.]

GROSS. I hope you went and got that 50 bucks immediately...and some Zicam.
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