Mermaid twins

me: how long are you letting your hair grow?

5:51 PM Melissa: i want him to cut the MINIMUM

i want to have long long ass hair

well, not ass hair

5:53 PM me: hahaha

i want to have MERMAID hair by this summer

let it grow grow grow

5:54 PM

Melissa: we can be mermaid twins

5:55 PM me: we can sit on giant rocks protruding from the ocean and bask in the sunlight and sing glorious songs

and have flounder and crab friends

5:56 PM Melissa: change "friends" to "dinner" and you have a deal

me: AHHAHAHAHAHAH