An afternoon LP experience

Ashley: So...

A BLACK MIDGET served me my soup at Applebees today

me: hahahaha

2:03 PM shut your mouth

Ashley: yes, i was mid-conversation in the booth with a co-worker and someone says...excuse me miss...

i look over and am eye-level with a black midget holding tomato basil soup

2:04 PM i politely said thank you, turned to cont. my conversation and tried to remain as calm as possible

approx. 1 minute later i'm like, "Ugh, does anyone want to comment on the fact that a midget just served me my soup?!"

me: HAHAHAHHA

no one said anything?!?!

2:05 PM Ashley: next comment, "I can't wait to tell Val."

i really wish I'd been with you or Jamie or someone...it would have been a much better experience

noone else was nearly as amused

2:09 PM me: hahaha jamie would have LOST her mind

2:18 PM

me: so i just told larry about the midget

and he was like "where did she go for lunch?!?!? We need to go there right now!!!"

6 minutes

2:25 PM Ashley: hahaha

2:27 PM i appreciate that he appreciates midgets