Jeff's mom, Carol, brought an ENTIRE suitcase FULL of gags and props to Jamaica. Mid-wedding reception, Carol kicked off her shoes, put on a wig, and jammed out on her blow-up guitar.
That is not a midget on the right. It's Mel's little brother, Brian. It would have been pretty hilarious if Carol had brought midgets too.
While swimming in the pool one afternoon, she started squirting me with water... from a syringe she had stolen from her dentist and packed in her prop-filled suitcase.
I would have given anything for that suitcase to have been searched at the airport. Imagine the security guard's face when he pulled out four fake moustaches and an axe made of tin foil.
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