me: bradley cooper and robert deniro are downstairsthey're filming a scene in the lobby
the catering truck is right outside my apartment!
10:02 AM Melissa: throw your bra down!!
me: HAHAHAHAH
Melissa: spritz it with some Exclamation
me: or anything from the Christina Aguillera perfume collection
Melissa: mmmm
smells like eau de dirty
me: eau de dirRty

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