I didn't swear, I quoted

My mom, good ol' Sandra D., has recently discovered facebook chat.

Me: Hi Mom!

Sandy: Is this how I reply?

Me: Haha yes

Sandy: Did you know Eric is going to be a father?

Me: I didn't! Wowza!

Sandy: I think his wife is pretty tough. His facebook status said, "All I want is a massage and my wife just told me, 'Then go to fucking bed.'"

Me: Yikes!

Me: Haha mom, you just swore

Sandy: I didn't swear, I quoted